A rchive Date
[ 11-01-2000 ]
Category
[ International Relations ]
sub-Categoy
[ Mass Media ]
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[One man's poison
The guy at the bar stares at his drink, not taking a sip.
A big trouble-making truck driver steps up, grabs the guy's drink and chug-a-lugs it.
The guy starts crying.
"C'mon man," says the truck driver. "I was just joking. I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"It's not that," says the guy. "This is the worst day of my life.
"I was fired. I left the building to find my car stolen. I cabbed it home, left my wallet in the cab. It was stolen.
"At home, I find my wife in bed with the postman.
"So here I am, thinking about ending my life ... when you show up and drink my poison." ]
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