| Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon, waiting for his car.
"Hey, Doctor," Morris shouted across the garage, "come over here, would ya?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the car Morris was working on.
"So, Mr. Fancy Doctor," said Morris, who was in an argumentative mood. "Look at this. I too open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, put it all back together again. And when I'm done, this baby will purr like a kitten.
"So why do you get the big bucks, when you 'n' I are basically doing the same work?"
The surgeon leaned over, close to Morris the loudmouth's ear.
The doctor whispered, "Try doing it with the engine running."
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