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Driven To Distractions©
The Sound of One Hand Clapping©

A rchive Date
[ 02-01-2000 ]
Category
[ International Relations ]
sub-Categoy
[ Mass Media ]
      [Proverbs

        • Virginity like a bubble, one prick and it is all gone.
        • Passionate kisses, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
        • Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
        • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
        • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
        • Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
        • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
        • Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
        • Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
        • War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
        • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
        • It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
        • Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
        • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
        • Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
        • Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
        • Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
        • Crowded elevator smells different to midget.]


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