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A rchive Date
[ 07-06-2005 ]
Category
[ International Relations ]
sub-Categoy
[ Humour ]
      [Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Watching Cupid

      ·If you're trying to get Little Red Riding Hood into the sack, make sure there's no ax-wielding maniac nearby.
      • No such thing as a shy wolf.
      • He who hesitates sleeps in an empty bed
      • Football is a substitute for war
      • The Ayatollah would suck as a roommate
      • It's mostly attitude; it's not what you say, it's how you say it
      • There's no such thing as a right way of talking
      • True passion for sports, contests, violence; it comes from the working classes
      • Make a move
      • Get in the game
      • Have a beautiful trainwreck
      • There's someone for everyone
      • Coffee without caffeine, is like sex without the spanking
      • A number of people eat other people, that doesn't mean it's right for everyone
      • Every day we pass a thousand people on the street, any one of them could be our Fred or Ginger
      • Just 'cause you tease someone doesn't mean you like'em
      • Both movies and real life make it as difficult as possible for two people to find each other and fall in love
      • In real life, love would hold our interest
      • Movies end when two people finally embrace, but that is exactly when life begins
      • Everyone is aching for magic
      • Everyone wants that moment, in the third act, when their eyes meet, and the music swells, and they fall into their lover's arms
      • No one talks, no one connects anymore
      • Just because bellbottoms came back doesn't make them any more attractive
      • Love has been replaced by vibrators and chatrooms
      • People don't want to fall in love anymore because love SUCKS
      • Love's like a bad rash: It goes away, comes back, itches, but it's damned gratifying to scratch.]


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